def no_ifs_no_buts(a, b):
    d = [
        str(a) + " is equal to " + str(b),
        str(a) + " is greater than " + str(b),
        str(a) + " is smaller than " + str(b)
    ]
  
    return d[(a > b) - (a < b)]

print(no_ifs_no_buts(5, 4))





# Все изи почти